It's Not You, Except It Is.

When you spend months, years, trying to get a guy to open up, to commit. When he insists it is because he has scars and issues with women in general and that he is trying to be better for you. When he is never what you want and you cry and cry and wonder what you could be doing wrong, but continue to have hope that maybe one day he will realise all your worth and become the prince charming you deserve.

When he does become prince charming. But it is not for you. It is for some other girl he just met.

So yeah, it's not that he wouldn't commit. 

It's just that he wouldn't commit to you.

The Over-Eager Guy

The Over-Eager Guy is the way that the universe has of slapping you in the face. 

You complain about guys not paying attention to you? You want a guy who is able to compliment you? You only meet assholes who are not clear about their intentions?

Well, here you have, a boy wrapped up in a nice enough package and okay, yes, I'll give you my number because you've asked nicely and you have puppy-dog eyes and seem harmless.

Big mistake.

Yes, the Over-Eager Guy might seem harmless at the beginning, but the minute you look away he'll start professing his utter devotion for you night and day and asking if you can meet up asap and just bordering on plain psycho. 


Life is ironic that way.

The As-Long-As-She-Has-Boobs Guy

This is how it goes with As-Long-As-She-Has-Boobs Guy:

You meet him one night and you start talking immediately, you think you've clicked and that there might be, for once, something there worth pursuing.

You play a little hard to get to keep him interested and so you don't give in to his charms the first night.

You fall asleep fantasizing about all the different possibilities, excited because it might finally be something.

The next morning, you wake up to find out that after you left he ended up sleeping with your friend.

Yes, he had clearly felt a connection too.

The Misleading Asshole

To the Misleading Asshole, I'm going to explain to you some simple rules:

Don't ask for my phone if you are not planning on seeing me again.

Don't compliment my personality when you are only interested in my body.

Don't ask me out if you are just going to keep postponing it.

Not that hard to follow.

The Naive Idiot

Let's toast for the Naive Idiot, who, two years after your brief (and questionable) romance still believes that you are somehow still not over him, when in reality you were over him

the day you met him.

The Nostalgic Ex

The Nostalgic Ex can be recognised by three things:

1. He calls/texts you when he's drunk and wonders about why you broke up, but he doesn't actually want to get back together with you.
2. Just when you think you are finally done with him, he talks to you just to flirt/sleep/mess with you.
3. He gets jealous when you move on with your life, even though he moved on ages ago.

Avoid at all costs. 

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Mystery Boy

We are starting the blog with the smartest boy of them all. Mystery Boy is the one who you don't know what he's thinking, who keeps leading you on and then disappointing you, who avoids your mutual friends' questions. His lack of clarity infuriates you and you swear it has been the last time, but you somehow keep hooking up with him. Why? Because he's hot and mysterious and willing (sometimes, probably less than you if you are honest with yourself) and well, it's just a little bit of fun, 

Right?